[Willie Green]

You know darn well if in the course of this scientific research that if the experiments show that there is excess energy, that the apparatus may be indeed designed in such a way to boil enough water for your cup of coffee.

Yes, I know that darn well.

I also read the darn article:

The scientists are, however, extremely cautious at this stage, saying only that they have detected all the signs of fusion rather than categorically confirming it.

When the darn scientists have the darn gonads to actually call it fusion, and boil enough darn water to make me a darn cup of coffee, then I'll be darn impressed!