Wait a minute. People have a right to enjoy standing water, it's guaranteed by the Constitution, y'know, "the Pursuit of Happiness" and all...
You can't go and mandate a
trigger toilet-lid lock for every household in America, that's totalitarianism at its worst!
What are these TMM wimmen all about, anyway!? I bet they're just a bunch of uptight ol' biddies like Carrie Nations who couldn't have a meaningful life if their very existence depended on it!
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