If so, it'd be the best laugh I'd had all day.
Nope. But I can offer what I think is constitutionialy sound and this author is quite right in his assesment that American aid to Israel makes Israel subservient to America. If you enjoy that fact then I understand your incessant name-calling of anyone who states the same sort of opinions.
If you do not enjoy that fact, then I have no idea what in the world you are doing as it makes no logical sense.