[T Wayne]

One more, FWIW.

Man come home early and found wife in bed with another man.

In the heat of passion, he shot HER dead.

The judge agreed that in the heat of passion, this was a justifiable act.

But then he ask the guy, "Why did you shoot her instead of the other man?"

To which he replied, "Well your Honor, I figured it was better to shoot one woman, than a different man every week>"

[Chapita]

Reportedly true story;

Man comes home and finds wife in bed with another man.

Gets his revolver out of the chest of drawers, and orders the man out.

Then he shoots his wife five times while she was still in the bed.

Next, he puts the last bullet in his own brain.

She is still gaming in the bed but he is still dead!

[Don Myers]

"To which he replied, "Well your Honor, I figured it was better to shoot one woman, than a different man every week>""

These days, you don't know if you will come home and find the little woman in bed with the guy from next door, the woman from next door, or both.