[Moleman]

I don't have any stories about drunken shenanigans,
Most of my stories, the funny ones anyway, seem to involve alcohol.
But, then again, I'm a drunk!

[Phantom Lord]

I am only 31 years old! Drinking has ruined my life.

[Cowgirl]

Looks like he was right about people not liking to hear about his not drinking decision. My father was a drunk and my decision not to drink has a lot of bad memories attached to it. When I see pictures of the drunk teens on TV it makes me sad.