Save yourself the time and energy, I'm a lousy speller, and type even worse than that.
Now, tell me how you know that the van Dams do not fit the definition that you put up.
PROOF now mind you boy, not some whisper campaign by some guy hiding in the dark.
The question was also raised about the absolute lack of corraborating evidence to back up Rick's little "I heard that..." crap. Not a single person stepping forward for his minute in the limelight.
I mean, come on now! Not one?
NOT A SINGLE OTHER HUMAN BEING SUFFICIENTLY OUTRAGED TO SPEAK UP AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT WENT ON IN THE VAN DAMS ON A REGULAR BASIS?
What's it been now? Two weeks since Rick started trying to boost his Arbitron numbers with this story?
Not one caller?