Um, spray that stuff on his stash that makes you sick when you smoke it? (Sorry, can't remember the name of it).
PARAQUAT!
Seriously, this guy is delusional. His program is a perfect world of his own creation, where the Lefties are all pure and the evil drooling Conservatives all follow his script. My Liberal friends love it because Sorkin's fantasyland is the only place they can win an argument anymore.
I say, give them their fantasyland. Let them tilt against imaginary enemies, while we, to quote Brain, "Take over the World!"