[Husker24]

Pretty soon youll need a permit to take a dump. Maybe the state could just install one of those credit card thingys on your toilet so before your allowed to go you have to swipe a card through it and be charged a tax or something. We shure wouldnt want someone getting away with takeing a tax free dump would we?

[cpressroll]

It is getting harder and harder to do satire. What you said about a tax free dump doesn't even sound like sarcasm any more in this crazy world we live in today.