Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

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[RCW2001]

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.

Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable.

This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this."

On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[Publius6961]

Interesting, Could you provide some details on that piece of history?

Just type in "Pershing Legacy Remains" in the FR search box and there you are...

[RikaStrom]

Oh yeah, now that's what I call a good idea!

Hey Greg, look what they are doing over here!

[ctdonath2]

Details are a bit fuzzy, but here goes:

Islamic terrorists began operating in the Phillipines. 11 were captured. The officer in charge forced the terrorists to dig their own graves, then had them tied to posts facing the pits. Pigs were brought in, slaughtered, and messily dumped into the pits. Execution bullets were very visibly wiped with pig fat. The terrorists were very aware of what was happening. All but 1 (some accounts say 3) were then executed, and their bodies dumped in the pig-laden pits and buried. The survivor(s) was released to return to his group and relate the story.

There was no terrorist problem for a long time afterwards.

[Dallas]

So let's say---we dropped Rosie O'Donnell on Mecca from 10,000 feet.

Problem solved....

[Publius6961]

amazing, those bastards were even causing trouble back in 1911.

Ummmmmmm. No.
Those bastards have been causing trouble since around 634 A.D.

[Lee Heggy]

The Brits did the same thing back in the days of the Empire. Sir Richard Burton told of some incidents that put a stop to terrorist activites in that part of the world. It may have even been done as long ago as the crusades. It's one way of dealing with these nutballs.

[Aggie Mama]

Fantastic! Could you imagine if that same scenario took place today? PETA would be howling about the "inhumane" treatment to the pigs, all of the Muslim activists would say that we violated their fellow Muslims' rights, and Congress would hold an investigation.

[Constitution Day]

Dude, that's just cruel.

[Lee'sGhost]

Hey, CD, would you mind finding the thread I just started on Edwards and send it to the Edwards Watch list? Edwards is palling around with people who think Southern accents are stupid. Thanks.

[Publius6961]

Hell, lets arm flight crews with fire extinguishers full of bacon grease so they can hose down any suspected terrorists!! Better yet, give a piece of bacon to each passenger, so the Mohammeds will know we are serious. Then see how willing they are to go to hell!!

Waay too complicated.
My original suggestion was that in lieu of a security check, any passenger may board after eating an Oreo (lard) or bacon bits.

[Constitution Day]

Will do, LG.

I have no time for people like that.

[LoneGOPinCT]

OUTSTANDING! A practice we should all adhere to.

[ganesha]

Thanks for the links and info. Pershing was a smart man. It's because of him that we avoided making the suicidal mistakes that the British and the French made in World War One. The British had wanted Americans to serve in British units which were making massed infantry assaults against fortified positions. Prior to American intervention, the Germans were winning the war to a much larger degree than most people realize due to their superior artillery and tactics. For a good read on this subject I recommend "The Myth of the Great War" by John Mosier.

[Straight Vermonter]

Don't forget to bury an animal bone with them. That really pisses Allah off.

[pabianice]

Wait until they find out about the US' PAALCM-224 (Pig Adipose Air Launched Cruise Missile) now undergoing final tests at Naval Weapons Test Facility China Lake, CA...

[ctdonath2]

Can you justify the "myth" claim?

[Ben Hecks]

Another distinction that General Pershing enjoyed is the fact that his Army serial number was 01.

[Catspaw]

When I saw this, I couldn't stop laughing--where in heck did they get a pigskin??? Should it be standard issue for every household in Israel, just like a gas mask?

[Texas Mom]

The method stopped terrorism cold in the Phillipines about 50 years ago.

Yes, I don't remember the all the details but do remember hearing about it. They were killed with bullets dipped in pigs blood and buried with pigs guts or something like that. They killed all but one and sent that one back to tell the rest what happened. I think it was longer than 50 years ago though. It was like around the turn of the century 1900...

[Moosefart]

I grew up on a farm and we owned some hogs. Hogs will eat just about anything. I say they should feed any dead terrorists they come across to the hogs. Why kill a perfectly good hog so you can cover a terrorist with their hide. "Dont piss down my back and try to tell me that its raining."