Doctor Claims He's Treating Elvis

KETV 7 ^ | 2-14-2002 | Staff Reporter

[woofie]

This man is nuts! Elvis has been living with 15 dogs and my family on an island off of Greece....and he has not had plastic surgery.....the nerve of this guy....

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

"Hey.... (mumble, mumble).... thank yew. Thank yew verrry much......"

[RoseofTexas]

Now I've heard it all...GOOD GRIEF what the hell is this doc smoking?! Bawhahahha!

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Aw geez - did he have to be from Missouri??? We're not all crazy, I promise!

[cmsgop]

VIVA....LOS FREEPERS!!!!!!!!

[1Old Pro]

Hinton holds a medical degree from the University of Kansas. He is a board-certified practicing physician.

Perhaps the board should re-certify annually after checking up on these doctors. I'm sure this Doc isn't hoping to profit from this book, it's informational right?

[Spruce]

Dang He's lyin, man. I'm Elvis. Thang-you-veramuch

[steve-b]

He's given me things that can be tested (and) that actually (have) his DNA on them.

A blue dress?

[cmsgop]

I gotta Jet Right Now ,but here is a Pic of my new Audi A6 Amish Edition.........

[AlGone2001]

Thsi guy ought to run on the Libertarian ticket. This post already makes his name more recognized than Harry Browne's.

[Consort]

[Jhoffa_]

I'm Baaaaad Elvis, You're good Elvis.

Little goody Elvis, Little goody Elvis..

(if you saw "Army of Darkness" then this will make perfect sense.. If you didn't, well then you will probably think I am either drunk or Libertarian.)

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Elvis has left the building.

And apparently the good doctor has taken leave of his senses.

[Revolting cat!]

This was reported here a week or so ago and between then and now Elvis assured me that he never heard of the guy. He has been seeing Doctor Nick Riviera for his physical needs and Doctor Marvin Monro for his psychological ailments. (This information can be easily verified, but won't be because of media bias that we've heard do mach about recently.) That said, Elvis also asked me to assure his fans everywhere that he's in excellent health. Case closed.

[P8riot]

Yeah. And the pope does exorcisms too.

[Argh]

Two polls came out in Canaduh at the same time in the late 80's or early 90's. One showed that then-Prime Minister Mulroney had the support of 11% of Canadians. The other showed that 17% of Canadians thought Elvis was still alive. The Canadian media had a field day.

[Revolting cat!]

The Canadian media had a field day.

And was that due to the 6% discrepancy, suggesting that 6% of those polled were dead or "dead" like Elvis?

[Revolting cat!]

RCA records is running out of possible song combination in Elvis re-releases. Can we then expect a new album titled Having Fun with Elvis in the Examining Room?

[cmsgop]

Ya know I never saw Army of Darkness.......My Bad.

I will though