Au Contraire. The following logical proofs demonstrate the utility of the opposite assumption:
1. Religions have a quality of religiousness.
2. Atheism is the lack of any religion.
3. Not having a religion is an aspect of religiousness.
4. Therefore, atheism is a religion.
1. Religions have a quality of religiousness.
2. Evolution is not a religion.
3. Not being a religion is a form of religiousness.
4. Therefore, evolution is a religion.
1. Walnuts have a quality of walnuttiness.
2. Creationists are not walnutty.
3. Not posessing walnutiness is a form of walnuttniness.
4. Therefore creationists are walnuts.
Tomorrow, we will show that evolution is a color, and that all creationists are '72 AMC Gremlins.