[Junior]

6. All your evidence is faked by a cabal of atheist materialists.

Faked by a cabal of Satan-worshipping atheistic materialists.

(I know, I know, Satan-worshipping and atheistic are mutually exclusive, but logic seldom enters into it)

[VadeRetro]

Faked by a cabal of Satan-worshipping atheistic materialists.

Satan-worshipping atheistic materialists who prove creationism in two cases:

1) When they agree. (What are the odds of that without a conspiracy?)

2) When they disagree. (They can't even get their story straight!)