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**CAPTION THIS** (Airport Security Guard Inspects Snacks)
AP ^ | Feb. 17, 2002 | AP Photo

Posted on 02/17/2002 3:18:23 PM PST by Alouette

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To: Alouette
"I'm sorry, sir, but...uhhh...the FAA's new security regulations outlaw canisters of snack foods. I'm going to have to confiscate this. Let me just sit it over with this bucket of Twizzlers...and these Toblerones...and this bag of pork skins...."
61 posted on 02/17/2002 6:31:25 PM PST by RichInOC
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To: RichInOC
LOL She was 95 lbs when she started that job last week.
62 posted on 02/17/2002 6:33:12 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
haha!
63 posted on 02/17/2002 6:33:51 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Alouette
I'll confiscate both the Pringles and Viagra...Rufus will thank me all night long!
64 posted on 02/17/2002 6:40:44 PM PST by spanky_mcfarland
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To: hole_n_one
Per post #19: ROTFLMAO!!!
65 posted on 02/17/2002 6:47:18 PM PST by Fraulein
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
STOP yer Killing me .......LMBO !!!!

I had to look at that a minute and then I spewed ice tea all over the screen............THAT's a keeper !!!

Stay Safe !

66 posted on 02/17/2002 7:08:16 PM PST by Squantos
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
"Osama, honey, I'm busy here. You think you can hold it 'til I get off work, sugar?"
68 posted on 02/17/2002 7:32:18 PM PST by RichInOC
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To: Alouette;tennessee_bob;texaggie79;cmsgop

69 posted on 02/18/2002 7:36:36 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Squantos
More true-to-life drama
70 posted on 02/18/2002 7:37:34 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
tidy up
71 posted on 02/18/2002 7:39:49 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: oceanperch
They have banned them.

Who?

How do you ban a spring in a sock in a can?

72 posted on 02/18/2002 7:42:34 AM PST by StriperSniper
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To: Alouette
"Yo, Jamal, what's this Plastique in a can, some kind of jerry curl?"
73 posted on 02/18/2002 7:46:41 AM PST by TADSLOS
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To: TADSLOS
Damn! Dont dese white folks ever eat pork rinds?
74 posted on 02/18/2002 7:48:04 AM PST by MAWG
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To: Texaggie79
Dude, clear your caches and cookies and try that link.
75 posted on 02/18/2002 7:50:32 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Alouette
I'm a guvment employee now and I am in the CHIPS.
76 posted on 02/18/2002 7:52:50 AM PST by hgro
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To: rebelbase
ping
77 posted on 02/18/2002 7:55:54 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
try putting this into your address line

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/d23a3d25/bc/Nelson+Stuff/Toys+are+sometimes+subjective.mpe?bcKxEw8Ayj9DpQQi

78 posted on 02/18/2002 7:58:21 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Alouette
Hey girlfriend I got chips and vitamins, whach you got?
79 posted on 02/18/2002 8:02:59 AM PST by kassie
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80 posted on 02/18/2002 8:05:19 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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