Clinton runs into a fat cat named Rich who is shopping for a pardon. Clinton just needs 8 million dollars for his 1996 campaign. Gimme the 8 mill Bill says to Rich, and at the end of the next term you will get a pardon. Rich says how will you know I gave it? Billy boys says give it and I will figure it out.
Two weeks later the commision calls Clinton and says an unknown doner just gave you 8 million dollars for your campaign. Rest assured Mr Clinton that neighter you or the the American people will never know who this anonimous doner is. Clinton says, "I am willing to pardon the doner for not telling me who he is. I certainly want to follow the law and have zero clues about who is giving me the money."
Clinton hangs up from the commission call just intime to get a call from Rich. Rich says "Did you get 8 million?." Clinton says "I am just going to have to pardon you for what you just did"
I'll bet you are so bright your mother calls you sun.
Man, who peed in your wheaties this morning?