[eclectic]

Here is the "Eclectic Piece Plan":

1. Annex the Gaza Strip to Egypt.

2. Transfer Jews from the Gaza Strip to Israel or America (their choice)

3. Annex the West Bank to Israel

4. Transfer Palestinians from the West Bank to Egypt or Jordan (their choice)

5. Shoot Thomas Friedman dead

[monkeyshine]

Here's the monkeyshine peace plan. Tell Arafat to go bleep himself in Tunis. Abandon Gaza except for a small surveillance strip in the south near Egypt to monitor weapons smuggling. This should be the capital of "Palestine" (it could become an economic boomtown, a tourist 'mecca' and transportation/commerical capital if they could only clean it up). Annex Jerusalem and 15% of the west bank, abandoning only the farthest out settlements. All Palestinians living inside this annexed territory will be offered Israeli citizenship, or $5,000 cash to move out. Carve a 500 meter buffer zone between Palestine and Israel, fill it with land mines, and surround both sides with 2 layers of 30 foot electric fence and barbed wire. Build a sunken highway through the Negev so that Gaza and the west bank can have commercial transportation, with the upper perimiter mined and electric fenced.