[meowmeow]

Agree that Northern Virginia is not south. Being a yankee, I assumed it was, but when I moved here I found nothing but more yankees.

I know a lot of "southerner jokes," but I really secretly have deep-south envy. Something about those big porches, hi-cal meals, tall tales and sweet tea! Plus I hate wearing shoes.

[oyez]

Well, you got wear your ole shoes when you eat at Cracker Barell