Thanks to you for all your comments. I'm not computer savvy enough to get this to all media, but I believe it was blast faxed by Strafan to a ton of media orgs. when I wrote it.
As to distribution during the hildabeast's signings, I would love to have any freeper wishing to do so, to copy it and hand it out to any fool willing to shell out $4.21 for her fictional book, or whatever deep discount it is now being spoon fed to the gullible public at.
All God's blessings to you and yours as well. Noble efforts take place here on a daily basis and I'm praying that God's grace will guide us all.