[PokeyJoe]

New checkpoint procedure noticed in Salt Lake City:

The Secret Service has ordered that all checkpoints be equipped with BBQ Babyback pork ribs. Anyone who desires to enter into a "protected area" must consume at least three ribs, and drink some apricot juice.

The purpose of the pork is obvious, but the apricot juice - or what purports to be apricot juice - is not yet known.

Drudge is now investigating.

[Chad Fairbanks]

It's probably associated with Zardulu Polo, which is Persian Lamb & Apricot Pilaf ;0) A

[volchef]

Does that mean this guy could get into the olympics with no problem?