WASHINGTON The FBI issued an extraordinary terrorist alert Monday night, asking law enforcement and the American public to be on the lookout for a Yemeni man and several associates who might be plotting a terrorist attack as early as Tuesday. The alert identified one possible attacker as Fawaz Wahya al-Rabeei, a Yemeni national born in Saudia Arabia in 1979. It listed about a dozen associates of al-Rabeei. In response to this alert, you can bet that our intrepid airport screeners will pay special attention to 85 year old white old ladies in order to ensure that they are not accused of "racial profiling."
I'm sure we all feel safer already.
you can bet that our intrepid airport screeners will pay special attention to 85 year old white old ladies in order to ensure that they are not accused of "racial profiling.""Hey, Frank, whatta'make of that group of men wearing the "Yemeni, Love It or Leave It" t-shirts? What's up with that, anyway?"
"Dunno, I think it's some town outside of Jersey City. Hey, look at that group of nuns. Whatta' ya think, anyway? Let's just give the once over. Ya never know...."