The story is that SerbianFire aka BlackBirdKosovo1389 aka Srpska Vatra aka 1389 aka Mladic Garde was in the Marine Reserves, as a Tanker.
He then was in Junior College where he was harassed by some Afghani students in his driveway, and skipped off to fight in Bosnia with his kin, where he joined up some unit where they could put a four eyed punk and keep him out of too much trouble.
Like any of the lower primates, if you tease him, he'll get upset and start throwing excement around.
So quit teasing the Monkey already.