I just want to say goodbye to Free Republic. Because I believe that we evolved within a created universe, to become the sentient beings that we now are, and because I believe Roman Catholicism is the best religion for me personally, and because I support Israel all the time, and believe TWA 800 was struck by a missile, and Vince Foster was murdered, but not Baxter, and that McVeigh had help, but that Vernon Howell started the fires, and because I believe the LOTRs is superior to Harry Potter, and that the WOD is a waste of money, and that taking drugs is stupid, but that naked women are great, that homos can do whatever they want as long as they stay out of my face, that a republic is better than an empire, that a national ID is a bad idea, that students should be allowed to pray in school, and additionally, that Keyes had a better ideological basis for his platform, that some vanity threads are worthwhile, and furthermore, that German beer is better than Budweiser, Italian and Jap bikes are better than Harleys (except for the new V-Rod and Buell Firebolt), and because not everyone agrees with me, it is with deep regret and much sadness, that I must bid this place adieu.
Don't try to talk me out of it.
I'm going.
I'm out the door, here I go.
...leaving.