Ithaca is very typical of the small northeastern Liberal arts college. I attended one myself during the Vietnam era, and am often embarrassed by some of the leftist krap contained in my Alumni magazine.
Well then.
I've an idea for you, your Highness.
Print this article out.
And the next time ye ol' alum come with their hand out?
Send 'em a copy. ;^)
...they might be Socialists; but, they're the $$-Oriented kind. :o)
(wanna bet that'd get their pinsized brain's attention post haste?)