Guantanamo's Unhappy Campers

The Weekly Standard ^ | 02/01/2002 6:00:00 PM | Matt Labash

[Squantos]

To hell with the minty fresh hands ....what about the one with minty fresh breath ?!?!? Now in this case that is the real danger IMHO.....

I'm suprised one of those tough female Marines hasn't whipped out a mark one mod O breast on em..........shock and mind games flow in both directions as I have experienced it........

Play their game, by their rules and win !

Stay Safe !

[piasa]

Booby trap 'em... a little flash through the flak vest

[Squantos]

I knew you'd understand ;o)

Stay Safe !

[FresnoDA]

Sounds like the Arab' boys are prone to get into trouble if they don't have a hand grenade in each fist!!! IDLE HANDS ARE THE............

[BrooklynGOP]

You don't hear anybody screaming about him, do you?

Not even whispering...

[uvular]

A way-to-go-Matt-Labash Bump!

I felt like I was there, and don't know if that's good or bad, but quite informative. To make this story humorous takes quite a gift!

[a_federalist]

"But that didn't stop the Mirror's Stephen Moyes from method reporting by donning an al Qaeda rig. "Wrapped in the suffocating orange boiler suit," he wrote, "I lost any sense of dignity"--a loss he could have just as easily sustained by rereading his own copy. "

LOL!

[GOPJ]

God Bless the print media. The camp was more real than a picture of it on a TV screen. The feel, the texture, the heat, the honesty were all there. Even a sophisticated pro-American feel to it. Wonderful.

The British press, with typical understatement, claimed prisoners were being "brutalized, tortured, and humiliated," and that the whole operation was nothing more than "a sick attempt to appeal to the worst red-neck prejudices." Tony Blair pointed out that the three British al Qaeda members being held at Gitmo have had no complaints. But that didn't stop the Mirror's Stephen Moyes from method reporting by donning an al Qaeda rig. "Wrapped in the suffocating orange boiler suit," he wrote, "I lost any sense of dignity"--a loss he could have just as easily sustained by rereading his own copy.

[headsonpikes]

"I lost any sense of dignity" Bump! LOL!

[jonatron]

bump

[No Truce With Kings]

They should issue the women with Whamo wrist rocket slingshots,

Nah, just teach them how to say, "Do you think the tiny size of those things is why they hate women so much?" in Arabic.

Or would that be considered torture?

[Brad C.]

"They know they're being watched," he explains, "so they'll stare at you, and while they stare at you, they'll, uh, masturbate."

I think this could be easily stopped. The snipers, being the exceptional shots that they are, pop off a round or two very close to the prisoner without hitting him. The snipers can then claim they saw a snake, or some wild vermin that was threatening the life of the prisoner.

[Brad C.]

For that matter, instead of using live rounds just issue a target air rifle with scope. Something that will sting, but not maim.

[GOPJ]

A tiny bump...

[Redcloak]

Paintball guns?? :^O

[Brad C.]

Then there would be the clean up problem, but wait, do they put shellac in those little paint balls? Or maybe some quick drying adhesive?