How about:
American Republican: You have two cows. You pay somebody to milk your two cows so he can save and buy his own cows. You sell the milk, buy more cows with the money, and employ more people to milk your cows so THEY can buy their own cows.
Then you expand the operation and start making cheese!
OOPS - Did somebody say “CHEESE”?!!
But the REAL question is - Who gets to cut the cheese?