I'll put it twixt my comely breasts,
and in safety t'will be held..
Ah! My little pirate wench
By your Capt'n you’ve been schooled
You can lie with the best of them
I think you have them fooled
But fooling them and fooling me
Is not what you can count upon
There will have to be some auditing
Of your little private Freeperthon
Holding all between your comely breasts
It is indeed a clever trick
But when we come to collect it all
How much of it will stick
Or slide down to another place
Where 'twill ne'er see light of day
How much of these generous donations
To your Capt'n pocket will find their way
But you Capt;n has been around the world
And does not pay you much
He saw a picture of a Pontoon boat
How can you afford such
For these things are not cheap
Indeed they cost a bunch
Where you got the money
I think I have a hunch.
So now my companion in crime
I do not want to be contrary
But show me where the money is
And sing like a canary.
Your geld she will stack up, and your orders she'll back up,
and you must see my garments are not very loose..
So, if you look closely, and I'm sure that you will..;)
you'll notice your woman is your own loving shill.
So don't be too testy, or I might look to Westy,
for he is so sexy..and on to our ruse..