Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

I have been to Winnipeg, it's a lovely place
good for findin' a bride
I suggest you go there

[GoodyBrown]

I would love to see a UFO - they are avoiding OR

[westmex]

of course grlfrnd is an enthusiast

Lets just hope she still is after another 48 years. That is the true test..

[Neets]

Here is the Peg Habs is looking for to win. Ain't she purtty???

[palo verde]

Hi MrMiteE
welcome
I didn't know you lived in that area
I was curious the name of the lake
so it is Okanagan Lake
I guess you don't believe Ogopogo is for real
has no one in area ever seen him?
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

No, not a piece of cake, not a walk in the park...but very nice and good for people

[palo verde]

oh neets
that is lovely pic
thanks
Love, Palo

[westmex]

...but very nice and good for people

Winnipeg????

[GoodyBrown]

Probably, neets...Hearst never married our girl Marion:)

[GoodyBrown]

LOL - good one!!!

[palo verde]

right now she says cleaning her house is a joy when he is there
I think she may change her mind 'bout that after 48 years of marriage
(lol maybe sooner)
on the other hand, she may love him much deeper then too
I predict long happy marriage for grlfrnd
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

yes goody I agree
not a piece of cake or walk in the park
but nice
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

I am weak from the vapours, draped like a small drift of gossamer silk on the fainting couch...a little butterfly on acajou mouchete...

I was totally unaware of your delicate condition mon enfant chéri, what may appear to be the vapours could indeed be… I hesitate to broach such a delicate matter, but perhaps the lady is enceinte. In any event get thee to an apothecary forthwith. Naturally mademoiselle your gallant Captain, stands ready to veil votre derrière with a drift of gossamer silk in case you meet any of my crew en route.

Alas dear lady your condition has also affected your reading comprehension as Ivan lays full fathoms five in the Black Sea. Peradventure I could get the Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeping 'neath the light of the cold northern star to be your locum

[palo verde]

lol goody he has a way with words
all I got is he is gonna veil your tushy
luckily I understand french

[palo verde]

oh ac how sweet of you to come on and elevate our thread

[palo verde]

yo chickita
forgit your daughter in the hottub
your boyfriend's talkin' funny again

[palo verde]

westy, be sure to talk like ac when you go to Winnipeg to find a bride
he has left Goody speechless

[MrMiteE]

I have friends who swear they have seen it, so I am undecided. I have not seen it personally. I just think its a funny line. The Okanagan is a very large lake. Deep and full of creveces and caves, so who knows...

It does bring in the tourists though... oops shh, quiet... I never said that.

It's real, come and see it. Stay at my B&B, bring American money... :o)

[GoodyBrown]

sigh ~ Dear Freddie ~ a blush steals across the delicate features, the eyelashes lower, a tiny satin-shod foot stamps the floor barely peeking from the petticoats. Your wispy wrench, Goody cannot read... only tat a little. Ask Spit.

[palo verde]

lol oki westy don't wanna get married again