Who left the dimensional door open?

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[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[grannie9]

Palo..I'm on my way out the door with the gang for dinner, but I had to tell you how hard I'm laughing at all the posts.... OMG... I'm hysterical....PIMP...and I just got dressed.....

AC.. you are one great big devil... smooooch..

[tacticalogic]

Does the computer pool have a deep end?

[palo verde]

so we're not sellin' oki
we're keepin' her around
it sounds like grlfrnd will pay any amount of money to reunited with her English swain
she'll prolly pay for her own abduction
if we had more girls in love on our thread, our mission would be simple

[acnielsen guy]

if we had more girls in love on our thread, our mission would be simple

A brilliant observation Palo - what can we do about that when we lack the homegrown talent on this thead.

Perhaps you could attract a better sort and lure them here and deposit them into the hungry waiting arms of your kindred sex - before we send them overseas.

[andysandmikesmom]

Palo, you are a scream...I think my hubby might like to sell me today...I am ordering lots of stuff for my garden, and costing him a fortune....he may turn that gun on me, if I am not careful...

[habs4ever]

I'm looking for a paragon of discretion.Know where I can find such a rare creature? Word is she's playing the role of gypsy Tarot card reader Madame Wanda ;-)

[lodwick]

Hey guy - haven't seen you in too long - props to Canada on their victory on the ice. It would have been a true shame to have seen so many good skaters drawn and quartered had they failed. ;-)

[habs4ever]

Hi Jim, thanks for the gracious congrats.It was a relief even only if to be spared the caterwauling if we had lost ;-)Cheers...

[okimhere]

Ohoh! You're back in port plotting and planning again, I see. I have a Chinese pointing doll that is your spittin' image and I'm passing it around with a warning note attached to steer clear of this fine looking pirate. My dark roots are showing even as we speak - I'm not really a dumb blonde, I just play one.

[palo verde]

fofl ac
you want me to attract better class of wimmin to our thread

[palo verde]

you are letting opportunity slip thru your fingers
I said ''let's sell oki first''
you refused to part with her
now the sheiks are callin' her
you lost out on pretty penny
we will have to line up andysmom
if she keeps spendin' money this way
her hubby will sell her to us

[palo verde]

the garden season is here
I think we can pick up andysmom at bargain price

[palo verde]

okimhere is blond beautiful and brilliant
you made big booboo not to sell her
our fortunes would have been made

[palo verde]

your boyfriend drinks, he doesn't know geography, and doesn't have business sense
however I am keeping my job as his employee
since it is only job offer I have
Love, pirate palo

[okimhere]

I'd like to hire you as my PR person. First, you'd have to disassociate yourself from the pirate business and I know that's an impossible thing to ask of you.

[andysandmikesmom]

Yes, indeed, my hubby might just sell me...he probably thinks that right now I am more trouble than I am worth...He would recommend me, by saying that I am a great gardener, a fine cook, a snappy dresser, a decent drinker...my bad points are my short fuse, and my penchant for spending money...

[lodwick]

Gary Condit live thead Here

[Darksheare]

Haven't been up to the Adirondacks in a long time (by my measure) Probably not much has changed up there since. Still can't find out what the real name of the wait-a-minute vine is. Guess I'll have to cut one and take it to someone who might know. That will definitely be a chore requiring the sword from my collection.
That was fairly embarrassing landing on the cacti. Thinking back on it, I wasn't the only guy to do it. If I could track those two down.... The only animal life I met while at Fort Sill included scorpions, ticks, huge spiders, crickets, rattle snake, tree frogs, coyotes, and one armadillo. Didn't see a single rabbit out there at all.

That was back in august to December '96. The temp during the day stayed in the 90's on into December. At night we had temps of -25. Thought that was sufficiently wierd enough to log down in my book. Other days were more normal in temp. Didn't snow till the day before I left. Dec 17th. Had guys there that had never seen snow before....

[westmex]

Two hours and no post...
We are rolling tonite...
But this is a good thread...
Palo says it is, so it must be..
.....Westy...

[westmex]

Another hour goes by..no posts..
Must be a day thread only...
...Westy