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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: palo verde
bumblee bee on my tush

My version is Bumble Bee Butt....
...Westy

1,901 posted on 02/21/2002 10:23:51 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
fofl I was so peaceful till I spent that weekend hanging out with the crowd from Queens
1,902 posted on 02/21/2002 10:23:52 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
Westy that's the way it gots to be...for us anyway
1,903 posted on 02/21/2002 10:24:10 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
lol
1,904 posted on 02/21/2002 10:24:30 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever; acnielsen guy
habs wake up
ac just posted you are not a great lover
1,905 posted on 02/21/2002 10:26:09 PM PST by palo verde
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To: acnielsen guy;habs4ever
Habs will be so sad to have missed this delightful mishmash
1,906 posted on 02/21/2002 10:27:27 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9; acnielsen guy
chickita, wake up
your boyfriend's back in town
1,907 posted on 02/21/2002 10:27:37 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
and he's gunnin' for habs
1,908 posted on 02/21/2002 10:28:21 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
not a great lover

I'm not touching that one, and you know why...lol..
Westy..

1,909 posted on 02/21/2002 10:28:47 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
Sounds like a Scott Joplin rag "Bunble Bee Butt"
1,910 posted on 02/21/2002 10:29:07 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
well I wanna be able to sit down and post
1,911 posted on 02/21/2002 10:30:08 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
Has a good ring to it, doesn't it...
Westy..
1,912 posted on 02/21/2002 10:30:36 PM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde;westmex
I tink he's about to hit us with another one...heads up
1,913 posted on 02/21/2002 10:31:05 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde
sit down and post

Maybe one of those doughnut pillows would work. Better check it out before leaping..lol
...Westy

1,914 posted on 02/21/2002 10:33:11 PM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde
It doesn't hurt...I hated having my ears pierced more...
1,915 posted on 02/21/2002 10:33:31 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: westmex
gollee westy
a guy who has diff gal every night can't be a good lover
bein' a good lover takes closeness and intimacy
I'm sure you were a wonderful lover, you loved your wife, she loved you
fofl your galpal was a lucky gal
lol
I am bad
Love, Palo
1,916 posted on 02/21/2002 10:35:35 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
Goody is that true
the only thing holding me back from getting a tattoo
is I'm scared it will hurt
getting my ears pierced didn't bother me
if it's not as bad as that
I'd get a tattoo in a flash
Love, Palo
1,917 posted on 02/21/2002 10:38:39 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
No, you are not bad. maybe wild in your youth, but not bad...
...Westy
1,918 posted on 02/21/2002 10:39:44 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
lol left-wing helen is now IMing me
I taught her how to IM
I better go answer
before you murder me
I love you
Palo
1,919 posted on 02/21/2002 10:40:39 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
U are gonna be dead tomorrow.
1,920 posted on 02/21/2002 10:40:57 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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