He will be laughed at as the fundie cretin who was afraid he'd get a boner for a aluminum tit." Not to cast aspersion on the 'cretins' who do the same for paper or cyber ones. I believe 'fleeing' temptation is a good move. For those not so tempted, ever, I commend your self control.
I agree with the poster who said the best solution would have been to put one of those "I'm with stupid!" t-shirts on her.