I would be thrilled if my wife-to-be were immortalized in statue form.
But statues are usually idealized images of people or are not even real people at all.
Besides, I'm the one who campaigned to replace the Statue of Liberty with a motorized version that grinded like a stripper and took her top off and twirled it in the air. That would have been so cool!
I mean, talk about an accurate representation of America to immigrants......
Is this greek to you?