You crack me up. The folks think they might get raptured are so broke from supporting these loons, they probably don't drive very nice cars-- they many not drive at all!
"Can I have your bicycle?" might be more appropriate.
"The folks think they might get raptured are so broke from supporting these loons, they probably don't drive very nice cars-- they many not drive at all!"
Maybe I missed something about which people you are refering to, but this is a rather silly generalization that reflects more on you than on those you are 'joking' about.