[Bloody Sam Roberts]

""Aaargh," said the captain thoughtfully"

Oh my stars! You owe me a new keyboard. This one has nasally ejected tea all over it!
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Aaarrh!

[AmerRepb]

" Just an old salty sea dawg here "

" Pump'n up de bird'n..."

" Ohhhhh sixteen chests on a dead men's rum,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of de chest.."