It looks like his "organ ghouls" may have failed to procure a kidney (or at least an adequate one) for the sand-goblin-in-chief (Bin Laden).
Another possibility is that somewhere along his lines of communication, the word "liver" inadvertently replaced the word "kidney" (in between all the "praise be Allah" regergatations). That would explain the recent demand seen around here for livers.
Of course, even if those idiots got their filthy hands on a "good" kidney, the odds of them having a successful transplant are about the same as a 12th century Mongol horde putting a man on the moon.
First... Your point about livers vs. kidneys is well taken, but perhaps it's a bit too fine a point for a sand goblin to fully grasp.
By that I mean, can we be sure that the average islama-mama ever bothers to teach her children the difference between a kidney and a liver? Does she herself even know?
All she knows with any certainty is that, should she accidentally show a little ankle, her unemployed moslem husband will beat her mercilessly until something in her abdomen hurts like fire...
Now I'm all over the map here, I know... Stay with me...
What if bin laden sent a procurer to America to round up spare guts for him? What if that procurer was long on zeal, but a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic where it comes to sanity? What if that procurer didn't know the difference between a kidney and a liver and wisely decided to stock up on both before returning to Trashcanistan?
Sound like anyone we know?
The reward for bin laden is a cool 25 million... What's the reward for one of his gut-snatchers?
And have we let it slip through our fingers?