(read: this is not verbatim, but you'll get the general idea) .... "we have a problem with this 9th count, which is plotting to blow up a ______ of mass transportation. We believe this only applies to boats, trains and buses, not 767's."
Righhhhhhttttttt.....when writing up this new law, we specifically left out 767's on this list. That way, there was always a loophole....SHEESH!!!!!!