I'm not quite as conpiratorially minded as you are, BelleDame. I don't think anyone (or anyone serious at least) has developed a 5 Year Plan around building Camp Rhinos in various desertified countries. If anything, his remark betrays the common mindset, the "breathing together" con-spiracy that, I believe, Askel5 has referred to. There is nothing under the sun that ISN'T a government program to these people.
I'm just beginning to spy a pattern in the slip-ups--that's all. Maybe particular brands of bananas cause certain predictable contortions as the body goes down. Or maybe it varies from bunch to bunch. I'll have to work on that.......