ROFLMAO!! I am laughing so hard that I am crying, that was wonderful!!! I lived down south, and I could really hear my friend Dennie telling me this!! ROFLMAO!!!
It was emailed to me today from a friend in Houston. I had the same reaction and wanted to share it with my fellow Freepers.
I have a cousin named Dennie. Hope it is not the same one. LOL.
I once blacklisted a lawyer because he made fun of me for saying 'fixin to'...as in "I'm fixin' to go to lunch, be back in an hour".
He was a new guy in our firm, I left there a couple of months later, and put him on my "never refer anyone to list" simply because of that. LOL