Don' mind if I do, little lady, 'n I'll tell ya a true story to boot:
On a drilling project in Borneo, I had a Texas lad and several Aussies working on the crew.
One day in the mess hall the Texas boy was reminiscing about his daddy's ranch back home:
"Ya know, at this time of year at home we'd be a-pollin' the cows."
One of the Aussies bit immediately.
"What do ya mean, mate, 'polling the cows?'"
Texas lad: "Wul, in the spring when tha peaches git ripe, we stick these poles up the cows' a** 'n hold 'em up there so they kin eat tha peaches. Makes 'em fat!" Dead silence!!