lol i forgot one
- Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She lernt to readin'.
- You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
- You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
- You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
- You take a six-pack cooler to church.
- Your family tree has no forks.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- You use a weedeater in your living room.
- You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
- You have a rag for a gas cap.
- The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
- The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he's got thirteen fingers.
- Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
OH SHOOT DID I SAY ONE