[sweetliberty]

1) George W.Bush
2) Laura Bush
3) Steve Irwin
4) Terry Irwin
5) Jeff Foxworthy
6) Rush Limbaugh
7) Bill O'Reilly
8) Peggy Noonan
9) Bill Bennett
10) Jim Robinson
11) Shawn Phillips
12) Charlie Daniels...who would (along with Jeff Foxworthy) provide entertainment)

[oldvike]

Steve Irwin! That's a damn good choice. He'd be a hoot. Hide the dog and cat, though.