[stands2reason]

1. Marvin Gardner

2. James "The Amazing" Randi

3. Buddha

4. Alexander the Great

5. Martialis

6. Umberto Eco

7. H.L. Mencken

8. Shelly Shaw (old friend from school I haven't seen in years)

9. Sergei Prokofiev

10. George W. Bush

11. Laura Bush

12. Louie Armstrong

[stands2reason]

Yeesh! Make that 1. Martin Gardner not Marvin Gardner!