Cemetery villagers suffering erotic nightmares

http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_492024.html ^ | January 10th, 2002

[Sabertooth]

And we think America has problems.

[Sabertooth]

(((ping))))

[GeronL]

I wouldn't expect post like that from you, but there are some I would expect to post it.

[HiTech RedNeck]

What is the dominant religion there?

[ValerieUSA]

How did I know this was from Ananova? *L*

The embarassed husband and wife probably made up the erotic dreams story to tell the neighbors when they complained about all the late night screaming and moaning from their house. *L*

[lowbridge]

Cemetery villagers suffering erotic nightmares

And they're complaining?

[Sabertooth]

I wouldn't expect post like that from you, but there are some I would expect to post it.

Ah, but they missed it.

Anyway, gotta stay curious. And it's Friday Night!

[SpottedBeaver]

and cause them to have strange erotic dreams.

... and that is a bad thing?

[HiTech RedNeck]

It strikes me as odd they'd use a cemetery to build a city on in the first place. Most religious cultures treat them as sacred.

[hopespringseternal]

erotic nightmares

See oxymoron.

[Slip18]

Let me see: Olga is a sexual hypnotherapist who wants her neighbors to sell their properties because she wants to put a hotel on Mediterranean Avenue . . .

[SpottedBeaver]

... Of course, if I ever told anyone about my dreams, they would put me in a strait-jacket, lock me up, and throw away the key.

[GeronL]

Gee, I was wondering what that musk smell was....

[Slip18]

Oh, tell me about your dreams. I won't tell anyone. LOL!

[markn]

What is the dominant religion there?

I don't know for sure, but since it in South America I am guessing Roman Catholicism (RC is dominant in most South American and Central American countries).

[Barnacle]

This is only international publicity for the town before anouncing that there will be a resort hotel built on the site.

[lizma]

a sex therapist ?

Of course, who wouldn't?

[d4now]

There's always the fine idea of a vacation.

[jrewingjr]

There's a lot of material to work with here.

[lafroste]

Oh, tell me about your dreams. I won't tell anyone.

Several years ago I quit smoking. To aid me, I used those nicotine patches. One of the warnings was to take the patch off at night because they could cause "vivid" dreams. Boy, I'll Say! I loved those things! Of course, I woke up exhausted, but Wow. Vivid is an understatement. So, put on a patch and go to bed horny.

The cool part is, you cannot possibly do something stupid that others will ridicule you for. The downside is that you will be useless at work the following day. So, just on the weekends...