TOP TEN LIST: Suggestions For A Sexier CNN

[Doctor Raoul]

All you lurkers at FOX, pile on.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, I saw the headline so I had to take a peak...thank goodness there are no pictures!!!!!!

[copycat]

LOL.

[SmartBlonde]

Simple. Fire everyone at CNN.

Replace them with male and female Freepers.

[copycat]

Bleach Christiane Amanpour's upper lip...

[Arm_Bears]

6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"

Some things just shouldn't even be contemplated.

[notyourregularhandle]

I would LOL if I knew who these people were. I have erased that channel from my TV!!! ;)

[razorback-bert]

Drag in some dancers and go TOPLESS!

[PJ-Comix]

Just make Petra Verkaik a commentator and I'll be glued to her commentary.

[Hank Rearden]

9. Throw Mardi Gras beads float at Helen Thomas.

[lonestar]

CNN got a lot "sexier" when they got rid of Greta!

[snakebitevoter]

I thought Clarence Thomas was in Long Dong Silver.

[Inspectorette]

9. Throw Mardi Gras beads at Helen Thomas

Omigod!!!! "Helen, show us your t*ts"?????? Mr. Inspectorette will NEVER turn to CNN again - the only reason we even turn it all is to see old Bulldog Bob Novak spewing and sputtering on Crossfire and Capital Gang - just waiting to see if a tooth or two is going to fly!

[Howie]

"6. "Live Nude Sex Show with Eleanor Clift and Joe Conason"

Wooo hooo!!!Calling Dr. Registered you are wanted in surgery, stat!

[Jolly Green]

The real turn-on for me would be if AOL shut the whole damn thing down and sent them all packing.

[Iowa Granny]

Oh Yuck! And are you going to provide the Barf Buckets when Helen Thomas raises her shirt to show her stuff?

Let's amend that question:

Are you going to provide Barf Buckets when Helen Thomas rolls up her pant legs to show her stuff?

[Doctor Raoul]

I thought Clarence Thomas was in Long Dong Silver.

Please, we don't want Bernie to get stage fright.

[SolitaryMan]

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