[scottiewottie]

Hey, I asked the question. I am guessing that now that we have proven beyond scrutiny that I am falling into humorless oblivion, that you will now address the serious nature of the question?

Which is worse on your front lawn, pot smoking grandma, Thunderbird drinking nephew, Carl Sagan, or God telling you not to smoke that tree?

I pick Carl Sagan. He probably stole the Thunderbird, gave your nephew a ride, bought pot from the grandma, and after being totally stoned, filmed a documentary about vast the amount of space that he discovered after God forgot to tell him not to smoke the tree.

[wienerdog.com]

This is starting to look like a crowd scene on the Simpsons.