[CrossCheck]

Some reasons why Canada shouldn't be nuked:

1. The original 5 doesn't sound as good as the original 7

2. It might affect the walleye fishing

3. I like Sorel boots

4. The NHL needs a steady supply of "grinder" type role players (the skill players come from Europe)

5. Don Cherry

6. Our border states depend on the refugees from Canada's medical system

7. I'm thinking, I'm thinking

[CrossCheck]

Make that original 6, not 7.

[ChromeDome]

Some reasons why Canada shouldn't be nuked:
7. RUSH
(Aren't they supposed to be releasing a new album
in the near future?)

[Dan from Michigan]

I second Don Cherry. Besides, he likes Michigan, and that's saying something for someone who hates most foreigners.