Only 11 nuclear bombs to 'take out' Canada

The Ottawa Citizen ^ | 7 January 2002 | David Pugliese

[watcher1]

Eat this you....Blah, Blah, Blah

OH NO!!!

It's canuckistan's weapon of mass destruction......

[markn]

The real question is, if Canada were eliminated, would anyone notice?

It would probably mean one less one-party dictatorship.

[markn]

It would probably mean one less one-party dictatorship.

Let me guess, the Liberals will 'win' elections from now on, eh? :)

There is a book called "Friendly Dictatorship" about Canada's dilema that I would like to get and read.

[NorthernRight]

Yes! Canada's secret weapon - the Poutine Bomb!

Once this disgusting melange congeals into a solid mass, nothing can escape it's steel-like grip!

I order this stuff by the 45 gallon drum. Good for tarring roofs, paving a road (great on drive-ways!), or for pouring a foundation. Also available in Italian flavour - Italian meat sauce, curd cheese and fries. Mmmm-mmm!

And remember, if it doesn't congeal in your gut, it will at least congeal in your arteries.

A pack of Gitanes, a quart of Labatt 50, and a plate of Poutine! The Quebecois' recipe to the good (but very short) life. A votre sante!

[Dan from Michigan]

I second Don Cherry. Besides, he likes Michigan, and that's saying something for someone who hates most foreigners.

[Dan from Michigan]

11 nukes in Australia would kill between 75-85% of the total population in the country and leave the entire continent up for grabs. Including 30% of the world's Uranium. Right next door to the world's largest Muslim country.

Now THAT's scary.

[stlrocket]

This is where they would start - The Key to a Happy Canada.

"HOTTEST" PLACE IN CANADA

How they would handle it!

CANADAS BIGGEST CONCERN

[watcher1]

There is a book called "Friendly Dictatorship" about Canada's dilema that I would like to get and read.

There is nothing "friendly" about a dictatorship.

[watcher1]

A pack of Gitanes, a quart of Labatt 50, and a plate of Poutine! The Quebecois' recipe to the good (but very short) life. A votre sante!

I guess you won't be in the Saint Johnny B parade this year?
Carnival in Quebec City maybe?

Bar keep! Caribou for everyone!

[Dan from Michigan]

lotsa polar bears

I don't wanna tangle with them. I'll stick to black bears like we have in our state.

[NorthernRight]

I guess you won't be in the Saint Johnny B parade this year?

Why not? I can paint a nice blue fleur-de-lys on my cheek, and wave the flag, tabarnac! Mais oui, hostie!

[Looking for Diogenes]

Basically, China isn't a single monolithic country....

Good point. China seems destined to collapse into civil war from time to time.

[Ipberg]

Montreal is the economic heart of Quebec, and biggest port on the St. Lawrence Seaway. Ottawa--the capital and high-tech. Toronto--the HQ of almost everything in Canada. A two week bombing campaign with just conventional weapons by the USAF would turn Canada into "Canadistan". The four largest cities contain one-third of the population. A few would be killed and the rest would be displaced. Toronto 4 million Montreal 3 million Vancouver 2 million Ottawa 1 million

[watcher1]

This was posted already

I guess great ideas are timeless

[bimbo]

Eliminate Canada? Hmmmmmmmmm....

No way! It was a U.S. simulation, to be sure, bu the missiles would probably come from N. Korea, China, etc... this is our way of trying to get Canadian cooperation for the missile shield program.

[canuckwest]

Good ole watcher 1, never too late to get in one last poke in the eye. I just hope those socialist hordes ruling from Ottawa get the message and call an election soon so we can boot them out and get you off our backs.

[canuckwest]

Oh, and one more thing, the socialist louts living north of the border did kick the snot out of the Yankee invaders in 1812, acccept it and move on.