"I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912 (where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested."
Marine Brigadier General Smedley Butler, 1933
So now the U.S. is making the "-stan" countries safe for global oil companies. Not much changes in 100 years....
You need a specialist.
Do you have problem with cheap gas and dead terrorist? I love cheap gas for my SUVs. Also dead terrorist aren't very terrifying are they?