[Rowdee]

Trying to avoid answering with a slur? You've assured one and all that you don't lie....so are you having trouble creating an answer coy enough to that it might 'pass' as fact and yet not admit to adultery?

[Howlin]

I'm pretty sure most people can get a lot "past" you. After all, you just admitted on this thread you're the only person on the face of the earth that hasn't heard of cyberaffairs or bosses and secretaries having affairs, two of the most unoriginal and predictable things to ever hit the face of the earth.