[sinkspur]

And what, might I ask, is a "sinkspur"?

Only my wife and a few other select females know.

[RobertFrost]

That doesn't sound good... I guess I don't want to know...

[carenot]

Only my wife and a few other select females know

Oh, sinkspur.

You said your wife was laughing with you.

I hope she didn't read what you said.