Neither do we. Yours is a common misconception. Permit me to enlighten you as to what is really going on: ...
One must live in the light in order to enlighten. The darkness that surrounds the papacy and its followers cannot enlighten. Only indoctrinate.
So speaketh Pope Topcat54! And all cried, AMEN!
Hmm. So you've now become the judge of all that is holy? I see a little theological problem with elevating yourself to the status of God. Do you fancy yourself the arbiter of the ultimate Truth? Thankfully, it is the Heavenly Father and not you who truly sits in judgment of souls.
The fruit of private interpretation of scripture and sola scriptura, which has come to fruition this past century, is march darker, friend.