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I always wanted to see Greta Van Sustern debate the meaning of the phrase “Suffering Succotash!” with Rudy Guiliani and Sylvester the Cat.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I always wanted to see Greta Van Sustern debate the meaning of the phrase “Suffering Succotash!” with Rudy Guiliani and Sylvester the Cat.

With helium.

[Common Tator]

Everyone has been speculating about when Greta Van Sustern would be forced out at CNN. Lots of the Greta types have been let go at CNN for new and more pleasant faces.

It had been rumored that Greta had the inside track on taking over the lead role in the Vagina Monologues on Broadway. Unfortuneately for Greta, the pre-hire physical showed she did not have one.